A life begins with lust

Where’s Bailey and Ming?

fallontonight:

ICYMI: Jimmy & Jon Hamm photobomb-surprised tourists in NYC! These people are gonna have one heck of a Christmas card.

I just want hook to ask Regina to lift the curse off him :(

Can we just talk about my family for a second?

Can we just talk about my family for a second?

Big things are happening Sunday, April 20 in Episode 318 “Bleeding Through.” Zelena finally gets her hands on Regina’s heart, which forces Regina to reach out to someone unexpected, in a most unusual way. How will this epic sibling rivalry shake out, Once fans? Watch the promo for an idea of just how crazy things are going to get!

fallontonight:

Jimmy always finds some time to write out his weekly Thank You Notes!

timholtorf:

thecouscousqueen:

justplainsomething:

the-thorster:

prettybluescarf:

Ten Chick Flick Cliches

Okay, but why is tumblr not talking about this???

NO BUT THIS IS BRILLIANT

I love that at no point in these scenarios were they pretending to be women.

the sliding down the wall crying part oh my god

Saving to watch later.

this movie has been out for how many years?

how am i just now seeing this.

I go to Instagram, go to explore as this is what’s there.  AWESOME! #hanson #patentpending

I go to Instagram, go to explore as this is what’s there. AWESOME! #hanson #patentpending

fallontonight:

"A nursing home in Long Island is being sued for hiring male strippers to perform for the residents…But you know who’s most upset about the strippers is the residents’ families. They’re suing the nursing home. And this is real, these are the lawyers they hired…That’s like Carmen San Diego on the side, a Dick Tracy villain, a geriatric pimp in the middle, a woman wearing a backwards leather jacket, and the guy in the back looks like a blogger.”

lmfao

fallontonight:

"A nursing home in Long Island is being sued for hiring male strippers to perform for the residents…But you know who’s most upset about the strippers is the residents’ families. They’re suing the nursing home. And this is real, these are the lawyers they hired…That’s like Carmen San Diego on the side, a Dick Tracy villain, a geriatric pimp in the middle, a woman wearing a backwards leather jacket, and the guy in the back looks like a blogger.”

lmfao

thefilthyunicorn:

ani-oppa-san:

ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

signal boosting the shit out of this

you can never NOT reblog this

Always important!

Don’t be that person, whoever you are!

But what about the guy that gets raped by a girl?

You call me when you’re drunk and say you’re going insane without me. Oh my, how the times have changed. I let go.
Patent Pending

Only because I feel like telling a random story….

My dad is 1 of 7 kids and when he was young, my grandma had a Volkswagen Bus. When my grandma would be drive around town, anytime she drove by the kids running down the street in the high school track team, she would pull over and ask if they needed a lift back to school. She did it ALL THE TIME because “why should they have to run that far?” And she’d say “they were always so happy when they saw my car!”
Yeah grandma because you’re helping them cheat!!! lmao

heyitsdave:

Why I love Mark Hoppus? He does this where he starts to talk about nothing but Disney Movies! I love this guy!